
Privacy Statement
We will never sell, rent, or give away any of the information you send us, whether in email, through forms on our site, or via snailmail.
We do not store any credit card information in any way. In fact we outsource all of our credit card processing so couldn't store it if we tried. You can read our card processor's and merchant bank's privacy and safety notices here and here. Just knowing that these documents are there gives us a major warm and fuzzy.
Furthermore, anything we throw away we shred, burn, and then mix the ashes with turpentine. Mostly.
We will never try to sell you a mortgage or an herbal enhancement of any kind. Promise.
All hackers (that we catch) we sternly flick on the ear. We then eBrand(tm) them on the tuckus with a faint, but readable “I will not behave unsocially, and will attempt to get a girlfriend” mark.



